Description

Listen, youre not just a vibe youre a weather event. Our “Im Sunshine Mixed with a Little Hurricane” acrylic flask is here to help you stay hydrated, or, you know… aggressively dehydrated.

Made for the wild souls who are 50% pure joy and 50% absolute menace, this flask is lightweight, durable, and ready to survive whatever emotional forecast youre bringing today. Suns out? Shots out. Storms coming? Shots still out.

Perfect for beach days, tailgates, or just confusing your enemies with your radiant-yet-slightly-threatening energy.

(Warning: May cause small, localized hurricanes. Drink responsibly-ish.)

6 oz