Description

Are you a delicate woodland creature with just alittle bit of rage? Same. This “Please Dont F*ck With My Sh*t” zipper pouch is here to sprinkle a little fairy dust… and a whole lot of dont test me energy all over your stuff.

Covered in sweet, twinkly fairies and adorable flowers, it looks like a gentle love letter to nature until you read the message loud and clear. Perfect for holding makeup, pencils, witchy potions, or just your rapidly dwindling patience.

Gift it to a friend who is both magical and mildly threatening or just keep it for yourself, you absolute legend.

(Also great for terrifying nosy coworkers, just saying.)

9.5 x 7.25 inches