Description

Looking for the perfect gift for that special someone whos been a little… well, asshole-ish this year? Look no further. This muslin sack holds an actual lump of coal, ready to deliver some holiday sass. It even comes with a charming little card that says:
Lump o coal. Because youre an asshole. For naughty boys and girls.

Whether it’s for a friend with a questionable sense of humor or that one cousin who just cant stop talking about their crypto investments, this gift is guaranteed to bring a smirk (and maybe a little shame).

Give the gift of coalbecause sometimes, Santas got to be savage.

Includes: a genuine piece of3 oz real anthracite premium hard coal, hand washed, vintage-red jute 4″ x 6″ bag,

Made in the USA