Description

Welcome to the thrilling, high-stakes world of feline affection. How to Pet a Cat is the wildly unnecessary handbook you never asked for but absolutely need because if youve ever been clawed mid-scratch, you know petting a cat is less “simple joy” and more “emotional roulette.”

Inside, youll find very serious tips, its the perfect gag gift for cat owners, cat admirers, and that one friend whos still convinced they can turn every cat into a cuddly lap monster. (Bless their naive heart.)

Warning: Following the advice in this book will probably still get you scratched. But hey, youll look very informed while you bleed.

80 pages.6.25 x 6.25 x 0.5 inches