Description

With hauntingly hollow eyes, a blank Ive given up expression, and dangly little legs that just scream emotional limp noodle, this plushie is the embodiment of deadpan. Literally. He doesnt give a sheet anymorehes dead inside, outside, and emotionally checked out somewhere around 3 hauntings ago.

Perfect for spooky season, existential dread, or just vibing with your inner ghost, this Punchkin is eerie-sistibly relatable. Gift him to your favorite night owl, office zombie, or that friend who says Im fine while clearly floating through their own personal horror story.

Hes not just a plushie. Hes a lifestyle. A paranormal mood. A soft, spectral scream into the void.

4.7in X 4.3in X 6.7in