Description

Sometimes, the best birthday wishes come with a little brutal honesty. This card skips the sugarcoating and gets straight to the pointbecause, wellholy shit, theyre old. Perfect for friends, family, or anyone who can take a joke (and maybe needs a reminder to stretch before getting out of bed now). Hand it over with a laugh, a cake, and maybe some reading glassesjust in case.

Blank inside. Includes an envelope.4.25 x 5.5 inches