Description

Behold! A royal decree for the birthday person, officially granting them the right to give zero fucks from this day forward. Thats rightno stress, no drama, just pure, unbothered birthday bliss. Perfect for anyone whos done with nonsense and fully embracing their IDGAF era. Hand it over with a knowing smirk, a celebratory drink, and the reassurance that they are now legally (well, emotionally) free from caring about the small stuff. Long live their majestic indifference!

4.25 x 5.5 inches. Includes an envelope.