Description

Parenting is hard. Like, really hard. But fear not! Safe Baby Handling Tips is here to guide you with 100% absolutely necessary, definitely not obvious, totally ridiculous parenting advice. This hilarious board book is packed with dos and donts thatll have new parents laughing (and maybe just a little terrified).

Helpful tips include:
DO dry your baby with a towel.
DONT toss them in the dryer.
DO feed your baby with a bottle or spoon.
DONT serve them like a rotisserie chicken.

Perfect for new parents, baby showers, or anyone who enjoys top-tier satire. Comes with a handy spin-the-wheel parenting decision-maker on the coverbecause why make responsible choices when you can leave it to fate?

Hardcover. 16 pages. 6″ x 1″ x 6″, 14.1 ounces