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Canned Opossum

Original price was: $19.99.Current price is: $15.99.

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Description

Meet Oliver, the world’s only opossum whos been living the dreamsealed inside a tin can. Why? Because sometimes lifes greatest pleasures come in the strangest packages. Forget your standard-issue plush toys. Oliver’s here to bring you a level of weird so deep, even your trash panda neighbors will be jealous.

Crack open this can with a pop-top or can opener (your choice, you rebel) and meet a 5-inch plush opossum. Talk about a trash-to-treasure transformation! As if busting open a can of opossum isnt enough fun, the can itself is a comedy goldmine, packed with pun-filled opossum jokes and a random opossum fact you didnt ask for but secretly needed. Who doesnt want to know more about natures nocturnal garbage connoisseurs?

Canned and designed in the USA, Oliver is the ultimate weirdo gift that no one expectsbut everyone will want. Warning: sharp edges may occur during the can-opening madness. But hey, a little danger just adds to the thrill of unleashing this furry trash magician. Olivers waiting crack that can and embrace the weird!

Not for children under 3. Oliver measures about 5 inches. Can made from recycled water bottles. Dispose of lid and can after opening.

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