Description

Who needs drama when youve got a partner who knows exactly how you like your coffee and always remembers to take out the trash? This towel, made from super-absorbent 100% cotton, is here to handle all the spills and splatters that come with a love as steady as your Netflix binge-watching routine.

At 21″ x 28″, its the perfect size for wiping down countertops, drying dishes, or waving in the air when youve successfully made it through another season of your favorite show without your spouse skipping ahead. With its bold declaration of contentment, this towel is a badge of honor for anyone who knows that boring just means predictableand predictably awesome.

So go ahead, celebrate the blissful monotony of true love with this towel. Its practical, funny, and just like your marriage, built to last.